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The Video Piscina


A man calls his wife from work and says ....
Dear, the Chief asks me to accompany him to fish in Canada with some very important clients ... We are leaving for a week, and this will be a very good opportunity to get my much desired promotion.




Do not forget to put enough clothes for a week, in addition to the fishing rod and the bag with the hooks, that when I leave the office I look for ... Ah! ... and do not forget to include my pajamas Of blue silk! 



The wife thinks this sounds a little 'weird' ... ??? And that it was most striking that she needed such luxurious pajamas for a fishing trip, but as a good wife she did what her husband asked her to do.

A week later the husband returns ... a little tired ... but happy. The wife welcomes you and asks ...

Did you fish a lot ...?
- Ufff! ... - he answers - We do not leave a trout or sample ...

But .... Why did not you wear my blue pajamas, as I asked you to ...?


And the woman responds:

Yes I did ...
I put it in the box of fishing items .... ????


Joke condemned by the doctor

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the usual checkup, the doctor called the woman alone to her office and said,
- Madam, your husband has a very serious illness, combined with terrible stress. If he does not do the following, he will surely die.
Each morning, prepare a healthy breakfast. Be kind and make sure that you are always in a good mood. Get him something rich to eat, feed him well and take him to work. When you return home you should expect it with a special dinner.
Do not overdo it with tasks, because it could increase your stress. Do not talk about your problems or argue with him, it will only aggravate your stress. Try to relax at night, wearing sexy underwear and giving lots of massages. And most importantly, make love to him several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 or 12 months, I think your husband will recover his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asks his wife:
-What did the doctor say to you?
"You're going to die!"

Joke, my husband arrived

There was a couple sleeping, suddenly the woman heard a noise in the entrance, gets up scared saying to her partner:
"Arise, my husband has arrived.
The man gets up in a hurry, when he manages to put on his pants he throws himself out the window trying to escape, five minutes later he goes back to the room where the
Woman and says:
-Tonta, if your husband is me!


Joke of a smile

A couple is in a restaurant, he says to her:
- Look, the girl in the red dress is smiling at me.
- Bah! The first time I saw you, I also started laughing.

The Blue Pajama joke and funny video






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