Alicia was thieved into the house and ran to the police to lay the robbery.
"Look, sir, to report that the thieves broke into my house and robbed me:
An Aiwa brand stereo, a Samsung brand refrigerator, a Toshiba laptop, and an Inri branded Christ.
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"Aló, airport?" Alicia says. "Can you tell me how long the flight from Caracas to Miami lasts?"
"Yes, a minute ..."
"Oh, thank you ... and hung up."
Alicia calls a distressed friend on the phone.
"Please listen to me, I'm very worried: the doctor told me to take three urine samples, but I only took two, that's very bitter friend knows
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Alicia: What do you think about the dismissal of Mayor Moreno?
"I do not think so, it's very sad that there are such racist people.
They find Alicia and Carolina in a funeral home:
'Dear', she asks her friend:
"And what did your friend Mari die of?"
Answer Mari:
-I think in a fight, because outside says 'burial', but do not say who it was ....
They ask Alicia: who was Joan of Arc?
-Ayy, that girl was a drug addict, they have not seen that in the history book says that she died for heroin ... !!!
What are you giving me for my husband?
Two friends talking:
- Maria, what do you give me for my husband?
- Nothing.
- Done deal!
Bra into sight
- Honey, you can see the bra.
- That is not bad. There are those who teach it on purpose.
- Whatever you say, but I do not go out with you to the street, Juanjo.
Marriage
Before marriage:
HE: Yes !, At last. How hard it was to wait.
Ella: Do you want to leave me?
HE DOES NOT! Do not even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
HE: Of course, over and over again
She: Have you ever been unfaithful to me?
HE: Noo! How dare you even ask that?
She: Would you kiss me?
HE: At every opportunity you have
She: Would you dare to hit me?
HE: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person
Ella: Can I trust you?
He does
Her: My love!
After marriage:
Read from bottom to top
Predictive man is worth two
One neighbor to another:
- Hey, and you, why do you open the curtains every time your wife starts to practice her singing lessons?
- So that the neighbors do not believe that I am beating to him.
The light
- Dad ... what is love?
"It is the light of life, my son.
"And the marriage?"
- It's the bill that comes later.
Until here 50 years
A couple of boyfriends decide to separate and the boy said to the girl:
- We have to separate and when we turn 50 we meet again. Every time we are unfaithful we keep a grain of rice.
When the day came they met again and she prepared a great dinner.
At the end of the dinner the proud old man said:
- Look, open the box and look at it.
The old lady opened it and saw a grain of rice and said
- Just once
And the old man said:
- Now it's you turn
And the old woman said:
- What do you think I've prepared rice with chicken and rice pudding dessert?
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