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One day, a florist went to the barber to cut his hair. After the cut he asked for the bill and the hairdresser answered: - I can not take money. This week I am doing community service. The florist was grateful and left the business. When the hairdresser went to open the business, the next morning, there was a thank-you note and a dozen roses at the door.
Then a baker came in to cut his hair, and when he went to pay, the hairdresser replied:
- I can not take money. This week I am doing community service. The baker was happy and left.
The next morning when the hairdresser came back, there was a thank-you note and a dozen donuts waiting for him at the door.

Later, a teacher went to cut his hair and at the time of paying, the man again replied:
- I can not take money. This week I am doing community service.
The teacher with great joy left. The next morning, when the hairdresser opened, there was a thank-you note and a dozen different books, such as 'How to improve your business' and 'How to become successful'

Then a councilman a deputy and a senator went to cut their hair and when they went to pay, the hairdresser again said:
- I can not take money. This week I am doing a community service. The councilman the deputy and the senator happy moved away.
The next day when the hairdresser went to open the premises, there were a dozen councilmen, deputies, senators and all his family queuing for free cut.

This, dear friend, shows the fundamental difference that currently exists between ordinary citizens and THE INDECENCE OF OUR POLITICIANS

Difference between ordinary citizens and politicians the best video of laughter

THE BEST CHISTE OF You remind me of the sea

You know honey, when you talk, you remind me of the sea.
"How beautiful, my love! I did not know you were so impressed
"No, if you do not impress me, you make me dizzy!"

African Marriage

"Papa, it is true that in many African countries a man does not know his wife
Until he gets married
"That happens everywhere, son!"

We married?

The bride tells her boyfriend:
"Honey, we've been living together for over 15 years, why do not we get married?"
-Get married? And who is going to love you and me?

What the neighbors will say

It was summer and it was unbearably hot.
The husband comes out of the bathroom and says to his wife:
-Gordita, it's very hot and I have to mow the lawn. What do you think the neighbors will say if I go out in balls?
The woman looks at him and responds:
- I probably married you for your money.

Paternal nervousness

Riiiiiiing, riiiiiiiiiiing
- Yes?
"Doctor, doctor, my wife is about to give birth!"
- Is it your first child?
- No, I'm her husband.

Witty drunk

A drunk arrives at six in the morning to his house. His wife who is waiting for them receives him scolding him:
- Look how disgusting you are! Have you seen what time it is? It's six o'clock in the morning.
I have not slept at all expecting you!
The drunkard answers:
- And what do you think? That I've slept a lot or what?

As it did

A drunk enters the police and asks:
"Could I see the one he stole at my house yesterday?"
The official in charge says:
-And why do you want to see it?
The drunkard answers:

"To know how he came in without waking my wife."

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