- They had created the "Minister of Popular Power for the Rescue of Miners"
- They already had one day of the year as '' Bolivariano Del Minero Day ''
- They already had a bagpipe or maybe even a Vallenato ...
- Each one already had a nickname of chalequeo by some shit that did during the confinement
- They would not have been rescued today because everyone left the bridge .....
- They would be playing domino and making a barbecue to kill time while lowering the capsule.
- They already had their own "Rice Queen with Chicken" over there in the mine ..
- They would leave within a year, because Chávez Candanga would not allow the aid of the NASA because they are of the EMPIRE
- On the outskirts of the mine would be peddlers selling flannels allusive to the miners.
- They will throw a peo inside the capsule for pussy and will come out laughing.
- They all mounted in the capsule of a single bitch shouting "Sin mariquera compadre, Sin mariquera .. vamonos!
- They would write in the nick of their bbm @ leaving the mine
- They would write with white griffin in the capsule "From: La Mina Pa 'The surface sucking and crazy"
- They would have a platform mounted outside the mine with the ballet of Venevision and cheerleader to - - Erica de la Vega in concert Servando and Florentino, Chino and Nacho, Vos Veis, etc.
- They were selling black shirts that say "they talk mining"
- They would have a Directv antenna out of the mine
- They would invite them to play in the war of the sexes
- The parents of the miners would have written in the cars "my son is going to leave the mine"
- It would take pa to get the last miner and say "you shit not?"
- They would make a special on Saturday Sensational of "dancing with the miners"
- Tomorrow they would be in an interview in "covers" and in a face to face the two women of the infidel miner
- There would already be an application on facebook to know "what a miner you are"
- They would have an official song of the rescue sung by Caramelos of Cyanide
- When they leave the panas they would mount a chalequeo and that "ayyyyy maricoooon 2 months locked up with a little and machooos"
- They already had been shaken to the mining magallaneros by the defeat of yesterday!
Difficult pain, very difficult
A woman accompanies her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor calls the woman to her office alone and tells her:
- Your husband has a very serious illness combined with horrible stress. If you do not do the following, you will surely die: every morning prepare a healthy breakfast. Be kind and make sure he is always in a good mood. Prepare food for something that feeds you well and that can lead to work. And when I come home later, a special dinner. Do not overdo it with tasks, as this could increase your stress. Do not talk about your problems or argue with him, you will only aggravate his stress. Try to relax at night wearing sexy underwear and giving lots of massages. Encourage her to watch some sports on TV. And, most important, make love to him several times a week and satisfy all your sexual whims. If you can do this for the next ten or twelve months, I think your husband will recover his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asks the woman:
- What did the doctor say to you?
- That you're going to die.
Inherited intelligence
It was a girl, leaving the school, hurriedly arrived with her mother, and asked:
- Mom, Mom! I am very intelligent, could you tell me who I inherited the intelligence?
To which his mother replied:
- Well, it will be your father's, because I still have mine.
Contraceptive methods
- Doctor, what can I do so that this year my wife will not get pregnant on vacation?
- Take it with you
Happy sadness
There are two widows in a cemetery. A very happy, cleaning her husband's headstone and singing like crazy.
The other one very sad, with weeping.
After a while, the disconsolate woman looks at her and asks:
"Oh, ma'am, how long have you been widowed?"
"Six months," the other replied cheerfully.
-And how do you do to be so happy, if I have been 3 years and I have not been able to overcome this penalty?
"Oh, little lady!" Because after many years, it is the first time that I know WHERE it is and WHO IS EATING IT !!!
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