When his health, work and love life began to be affected by this problem, Teodoro decided to consult with a doctor.
The specialist examined it, performed several tests, took x-rays, blood, stool, urine, and finally said:
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad thing is, that to do it I'll have to castrate it. You suffer from a rare condition in which your testicles oppress the base of your spine, and that is what causes it
Headaches. The only way to remedy it is by removing your testicles.
Teodoro was stunned and depressed, but his headaches worsened day by day, and in despair he decided to undergo surgery. When he left the hospital, the headache had completely disappeared, but he felt depressed and discouraged, as if he were missing a part of himself (obviously).
Walking through a park, he began to reflect, and decided that, since he felt like a new person, he would start his life again, enjoying it every moment. Excited, he passed a tailor shop.
That's what I need to get started: a new suit.
So he went into the store and told the salesman that he needed a new suit.
The seller watched him for a moment and said,
- All right, it's size 44.
-Exact! How did he know?
"It's my job," the salesman replied.
Theodore tested the suit, and it fit perfectly. As he looked in the mirror, the salesman said,
"What do you think of a new shirt?"
Theodore thought for a moment, and replied:
-Of course, why not?
"Let's see, you need a 34-necked sleeveless sixteen.
-Exact! How did he know?
"It's my job," the salesman repeated.
Teodoro tried his shirt, which suited him very well. As he looked in the mirror, the salesman said,
"You'd better have new shoes, too."
Theodore was getting more and more excited.
"Of course," he said.
The salesman glanced at Theodore's feet.
"They must be seven and a half tall."
Theodore was astonished.
-Exact! How did he know?
"It's my job," the salesman replied.
While Teodoro admired his new shoes, the salesman asked:
"Would you like new underwear too?"
Theodore thought for a second, thought of the operation he had just suffered, and said:
-Agree.
"Very well, he must be thirty-six in size."
Theodore laughed:
"No, friend, you're wrong. I have worn size thirty since I was eighteen.
The salesman shook his head.
"I can not use thirty." He would press his testicles against the base of his spine and cause a terrible headache.
Custody of the child
A couple is preparing the divorce:
- (woman) I'll stay with the kid.
- (husband) And that why?
- Because it's mine, not yours.
- ... but it is not yours either!
- What do you mean? And who gave it?
- I dont know. You remember the day you were born, being in maternity,
That shit and you told me to change it?
Yes.
- Well CHANGE IT!
Pure logic
Jaimito is in class and the teacher says:
-Jaimito if there are 3 birds on a wire and you shoot and you kill 1, how many birds are left?
-Any.
To see Jaimito if you kill 1 of 3 birds you will have 2.-says the teacher.
-No Miss if you hit 1 shot and kill 1 the others are flying so there are none.
-The answer is not correct but I like your logic.
The next day Jaimito arrives to class and says to the teacher:
"Miss, if three women enter an ice cream parlor and order three ice cream, one of them licks it, another sucks it and another one bites it. Which one is married?
To which the teacher responds:
"The one that sucks."
And Jaimito answers:
"No, Miss, the one with the ring on her finger, but I like her logic."
Marriage for money
Very beautiful and very sexy woman, 23 years old looking like being rich very fast.
He is presented with the opportunity to marry a 73-year-old millionaire and promises to kill him on the wedding night.
The ceremony is fantastic, with all the luxury possible, hundreds of guests etc, etc .... And it arrives wedding night ...
The beautiful bride takes off her clothes and waits in bed for the husband of 73 years, posing in a very sensual pose. When the husband leaves the bathroom, also naked, the girl looks stupefied that he has a spectacular
Erection, with a limb about 25 cm and already covered with a condom.
Note, too, that the husband has 2 cotton earplugs in his ears and a pincushion covering his nose.
Very surprised, she manages to ask:
- Dear. What is all that for?
The husband responds:
- THERE ARE 2 THINGS IN LIFE THAT DO NOT SUPPORT:
1.-A WOMAN SCREAMING
2.-AND THE SMELL THE BURNED GUM.