1. BREAKTHROUGH: Mysterious elevation of body temperature not high enough to be considered a fever, but serious enough to miss work or school.
2. PATATUS: Sudden attack of loquetera of unknown origin, which can be the object of hospitalization for observation. It usually gives people 50 and older.
3. YEYO: Any sudden disorder that is serious enough to go to the doctor, take remedies and miss school, work or bochinches. It could be used as a synonym of patatus.
4. CHICHÓN: Cranial protuberance usually caused by the carajazo during the patatús.
5. PACKAGING: Digestive disorder caused by a "heavy meal" after a "palamentazón", such as: hallacas, ham bread, ham, salad and two bottles ... The Venezuelan Society of Gastro recommends for these cases "Sal Of Fruit ENO "(the Alka Seltzer is never the same).
6. OPEN DOLL: Dislocation between the hand and the forearm, which usually occurs by opening different containers, such as whiskey or stuffed olives.
7. SERENO: Mysterious substance that is watered particularly at night and especially affects children if they do not wear the mask well covered. It also affects people with guts.
8. BODY WEIGHT: How to explain to another human being not born in Venezuela what the fuck is feeling with the weight body ?. It is a sheath as well as the trunk goes to one side, the arms weigh a ball and while the legs do not give ... who understands this ?. This disease is being studied by the Society of Internal Medicine of Great Britain.
9. ZARPULLIDO: Strange eruption composed of a little bit of seeds that usually leave after having eaten a breaded empanada in El Palito.
10. RONCHA: The nuggets before but choked and sting that fucks.
11. SOPONCIO: Old people suffering and depending on the social stratum, maintaining the name of "soponcio" if it occurs in wealthy people but it is not known why it is called "caligüeva" if it occurs in hairy. This syndrome appeared in the latest JAMA journal.
12. COGIÓ UN AIRE: This is true that it has madmen of metra to all scientists of Harvard, because until the moments are not explained how is the pathophysiology of the sheath this: - How one can be taken to a gaseous element (air )? - And the air, let it catch like that no more? - And if you let it fuck, where?
13. ACATARRATED BALLS: It is the only type of cold that is not contagious, and is usually produced by having a person close to what he does is fuck, and fuck, and fuck, and fuck.
There are also a number of causes of general mortality that only occur in people born in Venezuela, namely:
14. GIVEN YOU A POD: It has no place of the specific body, the fact is that this "pod" took it.
15. GIVEN NERVOUS: Everyone has nerves, but in Venezuela, the nerves "give". It refers to when a situation generates confusion, fear, anguish. It is dangerous because it can end up in patatuus.
16. A RARE GOSSIP: Contrary to what seems etymologically, it has nothing to do with the organ you are thinking. Just like "the sheath" can give anywhere in the body.
17. SUDDEN ... AND LIKE A PAJARITO: It is often heard during wakes, between joke and joke, and incidentally they complement it with a "and as good as eeraaa". "It is not known what the fuck is the little bird .
18. KILLED: Apparent falls, usually in public places, of which those who suffer, despite the crash, stop quickly, as if nothing had happened.
THINGS THAT ANY LAUGHTER What is the final
In the final of the soccer cup:
"Excuse me, madam, this seat that is empty next to you ... is it someone's?"
- My husband, but he can use it: he's dead.
"How sorry I am, and do not you have any good friends with you?"
- Not even say it. Those traitors chose to go to the funeral.
THINGS THAT ANY LAUGHTER What is the final
In the end of the soccer cup:
"Excuse me, madam, this seat is empty next to you ... is it someone's?"
- My husband, but he can use it: he's dead.
"How sorry I am, and do not you have any good friends with you?"
- Not even say it. Those traitors chose to go to the funeral.
There are two girls and a gypsy talking among them and commenting how good their husbands were. The first prick says:
- Well, my husband, or papuchi, has given me a yacht to go shopping in Italy.
And the gypsy answers:
- Wonderful, wonderful!
The second prick says:
- That's nothing, my husband, the little prince as I call him, has given me a private yet and I can go shopping until New York
And the gypsy says:
- Wonderful, wonderful!
They ask the gypsies the gypsy:
- Well, and you gave it to your mother.
- Well, he has given me a Logopeda
- Cast??? for what??
- Well look, I used to say malacatones and now I say peaches. Before I said fragoneta and now I say van and before said I sweat to pussy and now I say WONDERFUL
Multiple murder
A friend tells another:
- If you know that yesterday at 5 P.M., Carlitos found his wife putting the horns, took a knife killed the guy, then killed the woman and then committed suicide by making the harakiri?
- How good! - Answer the other.
- Like what "good" if that is an absolute tragedy.
- Yes, but if I had arrived at 12 a.m., the dead would have been me.
Palpating the cow
The kid goes to the cattle fair with his dad and does not lose detail of what it does.
-And what are you doing now?
-I'm feeling the cow to see how it is of meats because I want to buy it.
-Oh yeah? Well, the other day the plumber looks like he wanted to buy Mom.
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