1. Men are like Holidays. They do not last long enough.
2. Men are like Platanos. Older, less hard.
3. Men are like Time. You can not do anything to change it.
4. Men are like Coffee. The best ones are hot, strong and have you up all night.
5. Men are like Computers. Difficult to understand and constantly without memory.
6. Men are like Advertising. Never believe a word of what they say.
7. Men are like a Bank Account. Without money they do not generate interest.
8. Men are like Corn Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
9. Men are like Snow. You never know when they arrive, how many centimeters or how long they will last.
10. Men are like Photocopiers. They are only for reproduction.
11. Men are like the Parking Meter. All good places are occupied, others are reserved.
Galician joke: One month late
A Galician tells her husband:
Look, Paco, I'm a month late. I think we're going to have a kid. The doctor told me that tomorrow he will tell me the result of the tests and then we will know for sure.
That the phone rings. It is a call of the collection office of the Electricity of La Coruña.
The lady answers, and they say "we are of the Electricity of La Coruña and we want to communicate to him that in our archives it appears that you are one month behind".
The lady is surprised and asks "but how can you know?". "Because our computers keep track of all the delays."
The lady, troubled, passes the phone to her husband and says "Hey Paco, they're from an Electricity office and you know I'm a month late.
The husband, surprised, picks up the phone and asks them "is it true that they know about the month of delay?". "In effect," they respond, "and we are advising that they must immediately make the payment corresponding to the delay." "A payment? Really? Fuck ... what if I do not want to pay?" "Then our staff would have to go home and we would have to cut it." "Damn, that's all, and in that case, what could my wife do?" "Well, I really do not know, I think I'd probably have to deal with a candle ..."
Understanding men and laughing with this video
How many years of marriage ...
- Manolo, we have been married for 40 years and you have not bought me anything yet.
- Mmm ... I did not know you were a saleswoman.
Resurgent love
"I came to give you back this gun that my lady bought yesterday."
- What's wrong?
- Yes man, that works. But for the moment we have already reconciled.
Think about them too
The Judge asks the thief he had just made of his in a clothing store:
- But tell me! What has not he thought of his wife ... his daughters?
"Well, I did think so, but there were only men's clothes in the shop."
Wait until I cried
- Honey, give me the baby.
- Wait till I cry.
- To cry? but why?
- Because I can not find it!
Double genius
Once a man encounters a lamp, he rubs and a genius comes out:
- You can ask for 3 wishes but keep in mind that everything you ask for your wife will receive twice as much.
The man asks for a car and his wife gets two cars
Then the man asks to be a millionaire and his wife receives the double
Finally the man thinks for a while and asks the genius:
- Give me a beating until I'm half dead.
Definitions of marriage
1-The only war in which he sleeps with the enemy.
2- Only sentence to life imprisonment that is canceled by bad behavior.
3- Situation in which no woman gets what she expected, and no man expects what he gets.
4- Mathematically: addition of affection, subtraction of freedoms, multiplication of responsibilities and division of goods.
5- It is said of the main cause of divorce.
6- Chemical process by means of which a half orange becomes a half lemon.
7- Fastest way to get fat.
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