Necessary is the use of a tool holder, already designed by the Institute, because a totuma filled with water must be placed somewhere so that it remains erect and does not turn over: This is another totuma, provided with a base where it fits The first, because according to the investigations of a Cuban craftsman, a specialist in "jícara" and adviser of the organism: similar materials are attracted, therefore only totuma attracts totuma.
If you want a bubble bath, adding a couple of alka seltzers to the water of the turtle and pouring it on your body in full effervescence, you achieve a breathtaking jacuzzi effect.
To turn the turtle into a "shower-turtle", open many holes (do not do it with a drill, but with a nail and a hammer, to save electricity), hang the tortuma to the ceiling of the bathroom with some cabuyas The little holes down) and with the small turtle go water dispensing in the big turtle according to your shower needs.
Soap dispenser: If you grate the soap with the blades and then beat it in water, you get a liquid soap (rather a soapy water) that you can dispense into the turf so that you receive the water with soap, Shower and achieving a remarkable economy in the consumption of water, because it is reduced to a single process what was before in two steps: wet and soaping.
To achieve massaging shower effect with the totuma requires the help of a person who, tying the totuma with a longer cabuya, centrifugue the totuma to generate the necessary pressure in the shower. To avoid loss of vital fluid, the Institute suggests collective toilets: several people surround the Totumas centrifuge so that water is used in the 365º of the totumal gyre.
The Institute also works on the design of "toto-tuma", specially made to be used by the ladies in substitution of the bidet, a capitalist invention, inclined to waste in the consumption of water.
All these councils aim to provide better levels of well-being and enjoyment to the Venezuelan people. Without a doubt the bath-totuma will be the next product of export of Venezuela. A practical, fun bath and to use the words of our maximum leader and driver: "tasty". So much so that with it can be achieved advances that does not even shower Sarkozy, which cost 250 thousand euros to the French people.
But in addition to what has been said, under the motto "uses la totuma", IPOPODETOTU works on many other uses of the "endogenous totuma" beyond the bath, for example: The return to the night glass to save water from the reservoirs during The nocturnal bathing trips (this project will be called "totuma micturition", naturally the portatotuma is indispensable, in order to avoid tragedies at dawn); The use of the totuma as a helmet, both for motorized and for our militias before a possible imperial aggression; The "totuma-therapy", consisting of massages made with totumas of different sizes, heated to different temperatures. All this without counting the already known multiple uses of the totuma in the kitchen.
Given the multiplicity of calls received at the Institute, we make available our e-mail to send Totumas to home, prior deposit in our bank account of a modest support fee:
Venezuela is advancing towards progress by leaps and bounds, because now Venezuela is of tobos ...
Until all time ...
THE BEST WAY OF JOY
Married without reflection
A man met a beautiful woman and decided to marry her immediately.
She tells him:
- But we do not know anything about each other ...
He answered:
- No problem, we'll meet with time.
She accepted.
They got married and went to spend their honeymoon in a luxurious apartment. One morning, they were both lying by the pool, when he got up, climbed the 10-meter trampoline made a perfect demonstration of all the jumps that exist and returned with his wife.
She tells him:
- That was incredible!
- I was an Olympic jumping champion. I told you we would know each other eventually, "he replied.
In that, she gets up, goes into the pool and starts swimming, back and forth with breathtaking speed. After 30 laps, she leaves and goes to lie down next to the husband, without showing any fatigue.
He says:
- I'm surprised! Were you an Olympic swimmer?
"No," said the lady, "I was a whore in Venice and I was at home.
Dream of love
A jealous woman asks her husband:
- How many women have you slept with?
He answers:
- With you nothing else! I do not sleep with the others.
25th anniversary
A woman on the 25th anniversary of her marriage, looking forward to that night, dresses in fine lingerie, with stockings, garters and included heels, she paints radiantly and puts on that intense perfume; Enters in the room and insinuates in front of her husband who is lying in front of the television reading the newspaper:
"Sweetheart," says the woman, "do you remember when we married, a day like today, 25 years ago?" That wedding night you told me:
'I'm going to kiss your breasts to dry you.'
'I'm going to caress your buttocks until they fall off.'
'I'm going to make love to you until you're crazy.'
- You have nothing to tell me today, 25 years later?
The thoughtful husband looks from top to bottom and says:
- Mission accomplished.
Before marriage
A man asks his friend:
- Did you sleep with your wife before marriage?
- No, and you?
- I do, but only because he told me I was going to leave you
The endogenous totuma
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