"Father, may I ask you a favor?"
"Of course, daughter. What can I do for you?
"Look, Father, I bought a very fine hair straightener to take my mother's gift for her birthday. It comes in a closed box and I know that it exceeds the value allowed for customs, and I'm afraid they'll take it away from me. Is it possible for you to pass through customs for me? It occurs to me that perhaps, under his cassock ...
"I will love to serve you, my daughter, but I must warn you: I can not say a single thing that is not the truth.
"Do not worry, Father, with your investiture no one will dare to review it.
Arriving at the review The lady let the father pass before her.
Asked the officer
"Father, do you bring anything to testify?"
The priest said
"From the waist up, I have nothing to declare ..."
The immigration officer thought it was a very strange response, so he asked
- And what do you have to declare from the waist down?
-I bring a wonderful instrument designed for use by women, but that until now remains unused ...
With a laugh, the officer said:
- Forward, Father ... The one who follows ...!
INCREDIBLE HOW NOT TO RUIN WITH THESE JOBS
Form of use
A marriage of Galicians goes to the doctor, who prescribes suppositories to the woman. When they leave, they talk to each other:
- Hey Manolo, what's a suppository?
- To be honest I do not know.
- And then how will I use them?
- Well, I do not know. Look, it's best if we go in again and ask the doctor, who should know.
- No, man, no, he's going to be angry.
- What is going to annoy! Come on, woman, do not be shy.
Total, who re-enter and the woman asks the doctor:
- This ... could you tell us how the suppositories are used?
- Yeah right. He has to remove them from the wrapping, with a bit of care so that they do not break, and put them in the ass.
- You see, Manolo, I already told you that he was going to piss off.
The third time lucky
The wife awakens her husband at dawn:
- Heaven, a man has gotten into bed and made love to me!
- And why have not you shouted before, DEGRACED?
- Because I thought it was you, but when we went for the third time I started to doubt it.
I am not...
The wife tells her husband:
"Why do not you light the hallway?"
The husband answers:
- But I'm not an electrician!
- Why do not you fix that kitchen cabinet?
- But I'm not a carpenter!
One day the husband arrives and sees that the light and the furniture are arranged and the husband asks him: "How did you arrange everything?"
- The new neighbor came and fixed everything.
- And he charged you something?
"Well, he gave me a choice between making a cake or sleeping with him.
- And what did you make the cake for?
"But I'm not a pastry chef!"
Do you accept?
- You accept her as wife in health, in sickness, in wealth
And in poverty until death do you part?
- Yes, no, yes, no, no.
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