One husband, either, was sexually promiscuous
With an oriental, and
He took no precautions.
One week after arriving home; HE
He got up one morning and
Discovered that his penis was full of
Green and purple spots.
Horrified, he's going to see the doctor
immediately. The doctor ordered him
Some tests and then says: I have bad
news:
- You are infected by the foreign virus,
Which comes from Mongolia.
It is extremely rare and I am sorry, but there is no
cure.
We are going to have to amputate his penis.
The man screams in horror: "Nooooo!"
I want a second opinion!
The doctor says:
"Well, it's your decision, but I assure you the
Amputation is the only solution.
The next day the man looks for a doctor
Chinese.
The doctor examines it and proclaims:
-Ohhhh !!!!! ... Vilus of Mongolia. Very cool
Infelmedad.
-Yes ...... Yes ..... I know that already; but...
WHAT CAN YOU DO ???
THE DOCTOR WANTS TO AMPUT ME THE PENE !!!
The Chinese doctor laughs, shaking his head:
- VENEZOLANO DOCTOL STUDY! SIEMPLE QUIELE
OPELAL,
PALA SACALE MORE SILVER! THIS DOES NOT NEED
OPELAL!
-Thank God!!!!!!
The patient responds gratefully and happily.
- DO NOT BE PLEASED - says the doctor:
THE SPEED ... JUMP ....
Jump
Jump
Jump
Jump
GO? .
Another way to laugh with these jokes
My husband is a sweetheart
- My husband is a candy.
- It's cute?
- No, it's round and full of liquor.
Message in the fridge
My wife is dumb, she left me a note in the fridge that says:
"I'm leaving home because this does not work"
And I've been watching him for two hours all over the place, and this fucking cocks
The Miserables
- I have asked my husband to take me to see THE MISERABLES and we have been sitting for an hour in front of the door of the Congress of Deputies.
Hotel problem
The wife who calls desperate and annoying to the reception of the hotel:
- Please come quickly that I'm having an argument with my husband and he says he's going to jump out the window.
From the reception they respond:
- Ma'am, that's a personal matter.
And the wife replies:
- Yes, sir, but the window does not open, and that is already a maintenance problem for you.
Ingredients of life
Two women meet on the street:
- What is it you're so serious?
- Well, I sent my husband for potatoes to make the food and he was hit by a car. Has died.
- Wow ... it's horrible. And now what are you going to do ?.
- Well, I do not know ... macaroni.
Exceptional cook
A couple, who recently live together, at dinner time she tells him:
"Why do not you ever want me to cook for you?"
-Because I do not know how you cook.
"Death killer.
"Do you ask for the pizza or do I ask?"
THE EXAGGERATED
After making love, the wife tells her husband:
"You have made me the happiest woman in the world."
-Exaggerated.
"Well, from Spain.
-Exaggerated.
"Okay, from the city.
-Exaggerated.
-You caught me. I did not have a good time. Do we throw another? Exaggerated !!
Sex education
- Mom, when you finish making love with dad, you thank him ?, asks Jaimito.
- Well ... no, not always ...
- So? What is the use of sex education
Brave woman
A woman and her husband had to interrupt their vacation to go to the dentist.
"I need an extraction, but no anesthesia because I'm in a hurry." Remove the grinding wheel as fast as possible so we can leave soon, - said the woman.
Very impressed the dentist exclaimed:
"How brave you are, madam!" What is the piece?
The woman turned to her husband and said:
"Show her the tooth, sweetheart.
Slim down
Of the friends talking:
"Do you know that Mary has thrown away 80 kilos of useless fat?"
-Oh yeah? And how did he do it?
Has been divorced
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