- Hey Juan, how's that for the incarnation ???
- Ay Rosa, subite to the donkey, here next to me and in the tixplico way ...
Once on the road, and riding both on the donkey, John says:
- Look, Rosa, do you see that cow? That may be your aunt Gertrudis in this your new life.
And then he says:
- Look, you see those pigs that are there in the mud? They may be your uncle Jose and your brother Remigio, who drowned in the river.
And Rosa is furious because Juan only refers to his relatives.
- Look Rosa, and you see that dog? That may be your cousin Cyprian.
Suddenly, the Rosa begins to sob and Juan, surprised, asks why he cries.
And she says:
- Oh Juan, I feel very sad !!! - But ... why, Rosa ??
- Because at best we came sitting in your mother !!!
Divorces and weddings
How do they look like a "marriage" and a "divorce"?
- In the wedding everything is rice
And in divorce everything is "paella".
Questions about love
- What is the difference between the lover and the wife?
- 30 kilos.
- What is the difference between the lover and the husband?
- 30 minutes.
- Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
- Have two mothers-in-law.
- What is the difference between a terrorist and a mother-in-law?
- With the terrorist you can negotiate.
The immortal mother-in-law
A woman tells her husband:
-While where you left the book "how to spend 100 years"
And her husband responds.
"I've kept it in a safe in the bank, lest your mother take it for granted."
Damn diets
This is a couple, and the woman says:
- Honey, you know? I've been dieting
And her husband says:
- Oh yeah? And how much have you lost?
And his wife responds:
- One week.
Infinite love in a car
This is a guy who links in a bar and goes with his new partner in his car to a park. And of course, what happens happens. After five minutes of finishing, the woman says she wants to repeat, so again ... When they are finished, the woman needs only a couple of minutes to recover and want to be satisfied again, so the guy does it which can. Obviously she is not happy, and tells her that she wants another. The poor man can not do more and tells him that he needs a break, so he gets out of the car and goes for a walk. And it happens that very close on the road you see a stopped car and a guy changing a wheel.
-Hello Goodnight.
"Very good."
-Look, is that I've linked with a tireless girl that has left me exhausted, but the thing is that I would like to look good with her ... what do you think if I change the wheel of your car while you make love ? Then he tells her to take a walk to rest, and I will return, without her noticing the change.
"Of course I accept!" Where is she?
"There, in a car, behind that tree." Total, that the second type goes to the car, enters, and without saying a word resumes the task, but at five minutes are interrupted by a policeman who lights the interior of the car with a flashlight and shouts:
"See, what are you doing here at three in the morning?"
"What's wrong, that I can not make love to my wife?"
- And why do not they go home?
"It's that until you gave us no light, I did not know it was my wife ..."
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